JEM INVESTMENTS

A new beginning.

2007-10-29T13:42:00.000-07:00

I am hoping with the coming in of the New month to mnaek a luckier time for Jem Invest and a new beginning with a brighter future. I am hoping to update all accounts this week and send out a list of names ..usernames for the people that joined the 50 bucks club too, so they know and I remember who is where and what is what lol.
I am hoping to secure one more investments by tomorrow but that all depends on funds coming in and out from the various pools of income. Otherwise we have to be content with that we have been a ble to accomplish this month and then just sit back for a couple of weeks to assess the situeation and think about how we can further the Jem Invest growth sector.
I am very pleased with all my Jemmies Support and want to say again thank you for persevering with me through my slightly difficult times.,
God bless and looking forward to a new month of good things,
Ellie.

ANOTHER PLUS WEEK..

2007-08-17T08:52:00.000-07:00

PAYMENTS EXECUTED FOR WEEK ENDING 17/08/07..

ROI FOR THIS WEEK STANDS AT THE USUAL 2.5%

I have been busy with many things and glad to have internet again which means I can focus on adding more things to getting beby Jemmy up and running with more features..
I will be sending a memo out to let you know of what we are working on in general and for the Berry Tree members who have a coop with baby Jemmy.

Hope you have a great weekend,
Now for me , back to work with my great new Business Buddy Dale!

accounta paid today..

2007-08-10T12:37:00.000-07:00

All payments have been executed, non compounding until the w/e 10/08/07..please check and whoever I might have left out please notify me..doing every thing manually is a bit mind boggling lol.
have a great weekend!

ROI set at 2.5% again..

weekly roi for w/e 13/07/07 executed just now..

2007-07-13T14:13:00.000-07:00

All payments non compounding have been paid to the relative accounts..
Roi set at 2.5%
Please check if correct..if amount is less contact me..if you received more don't bother me lol.
If anyone that was meant to be paid and I forgot them remind me..if any one I paid but was meant to compound again remind me!
Hugs from a very fried brain..
Many exciting things in store for baby Jemmy but cannot disclose yet..Will make exciting announcement in the next few weeks..Memo will be sent to investors about regular Jemmy news and updates..sometime before Monday next week..Will keep you posted..
Have a great weekend..
Ellie

Weekly payment and news..

2007-07-10T06:13:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the late posts..
Firstly welcome to our new members Minilover, Brendakaya and Curly and also a big thank you to my good friend Wolfie who has re invested..
Our band of friends is growing daily and I am proud to have you in my little corner!

Jem roi for w/e 06/07/07 was again set at 2.55 sorry for the one day delay..I got side tracked lol!!
Anyway you all know of our special offer this month..Invest more than twenty bucks you get an extra fiver thrown into your account for free!!
Also you must remember we are running a 5% commission for introducing friends and family to Baby Jemmy..
May she puke more and more every week lol..

Will be sending out an update on Berry Tree and Revolving Travel/Club Freedom news..
You may also visit Dale and Ellie's other business blog at:

http://unityblog1.blogspot.com/

Have a great and fruitful week..
Ellie

This week's payments for w/e 29/06/07

2007-06-28T15:46:00.000-07:00

WEEKLY ROI IS SET AT YES YOU GUESSED IT 2.5% and all accounts are up to date..monthly compounds and weekly investments have all been paid with a few pennies extra..

I hope you like baby jemmy coz she is really doing her best to puke out regularly lol..

Any bodge ups or happy payeees please post in my humble little thread if you got paid..baby jemmy gets lonely sometimes lol..

Week ending 22/06/07 Paid..

2007-06-22T13:11:00.000-07:00

Hello Everyone!
Payments for w/e 22/06/07 have been executed..We are back online, thank Goodness because I have never missed a payment!!

Anyway compounding monthly accounts will be paid next week..w/e 29/06/07
I will be doing them last week in every month to make things easier for myself.

You might see a pleasant surprise too, every jem invest member..

Take care have a great weekend!!

Ellie..

managed it.

2007-06-01T01:51:00.001-07:00

This week's roi is set at 2.5% for w/e 01/05/07

all payments done..
some of you are compounding so i haven't paid you until your term is to be paid.
Mauro i overpaid you in sterling instead of bucks last week so you will receive another payment next week.
if i have forgotten to pay anyone this week or have made a bodge up again, please let me know, this is what i am here for, even if i am useless lol.
i leave you to have a great weekend, till next week

hugz
mad ellie

Can't login to paypal..

2007-06-01T01:06:00.000-07:00

Dear Jem investors,
I am a bit miffed this morning as I cannot login to paypal..i managed to make one payment but i couldn't do the rest..i am quite a bit pissed off this morning and my phone doesn't work and i am waiting for the engineer to come and fix it so i can't even phone the buggers to see what is happening, excuse my french..and on top of that it's my son's birthday today and it will be a bit chaotic later on..so please bear with me, once my phone is back on i will try to phone them and login again..this is all i get..

We are unable to complete your request at this time. Please click Retry or try again later. We apologise for the inconvenience.

Message 3004

Return to the homepage

hugz
ellie

If you wish to be paid in egold this week instead, please let me know and send me egold nos thankyou!all payments done..
some of you are compounding so i haven't paid you until your term is to be paid.
Mauro i overpaid you in sterling instead of bucks last week so you will receive another payment next week.
if i have forgotten to pay anyone this week or have made a bodge up again, please let me know, this is what i am here for, even if i am useless lol.
i leave you to have a great weekend, till next week

hugz
mad ellie

NEW DEVELOPEMENTS!

2007-05-26T07:09:00.000-07:00

Some of you have requested a compounding option which I am able now to offer alongside a weekly withdrawal..
Here are your three options..

Option 1:
Weekly withdrawal
Option 2:
Compounding weekly and monthly withdrawal.
Option 3:
Compounding weekly and quarterly withdrawal.

Please choose the option you prefer and send me a memo otherwise I will assume you wish to keep your account running on the weekly payout rate.

Thank you all for supporting Jem Invest.

WE ARE HOPING TO PROVIDE AN INVESTMENT SERVICE DESERVING OF YOUR TRUST AND GOOD WILL.

Please also check out our blog for special offers running on the Berry Tree, a huge earning potential is sitting under that tree.

Also we have a banner up and running for a3union which looks to me a pretty nifty site if you wish to broaden your portfolio..If you invest via our banner on the Jem Blog or use this link,

http://a3union.com/?id=800022150

Jem INVEST WILL REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT AS EVERY EXTRA penny earned goes to the reserve pot. I will be posting an update end of May on how that stands..

Warm regards and a Happy Holiday to every one celebrating this weekend.

Ellie

NEW!!! REFERRAL COMMISSIONS!!!

2007-05-24T15:18:00.000-07:00

Hello friends of Jem Invest!
We are happy to announce that Jemmy wants to give every body who brings in new members 5% referral commission on whatever amount their referral invests with us.
I hope this has made your day. Come on, Let's see baby Jemmy grow together..
Take care,
ellie.

WEEKLY PAYOUTS

2007-04-27T03:04:00.000-07:00

Today, just now the first roi payments were executed.
Please will all members check their accounts that they are correct as my brain may be fried on occasions lol.
This week's roi stands at 2.5%.
I hope you are all happy.

There will be a monthly report sent to all members as @ end of May.
I hope you all have a good week.
I have been a bit under the weather this week so I haven't posted much about the aims of Jem Invest but I will within the next few days as my flu eases off.
Thanks again every one for your support and trust in Jem Invest.
Hugz to all.
Ellie.
I am sorry I can't be too formal, it is my site at the end of the day and I just need to be me. I am not going into all that crap about being backed up by forex and other online activities lol!!

This week's roi is set at 2.5% for w/e 04/05/07
All balances have been paid.
Please check your accounts.

You will receive individual monthly reports as @ end of May.
Have a great week.
Sorry I have been busy traveling and my parents moan if I am on the comp for too long lol. After the 20th May I will go riot on here and do loads of posting. That is why I am just doing the basics at the moment. Money gone to you a day early, just to cheer you all up.
Ellie

Today w/e 11/05/07, the weekly roi is set at 2.5% and all balances have been paid. For Paypal balances under one buck, you know you will be paid next week. I paid a bit more to the Paypal addies than 2.55 to help cover charges until I sort out mass pay.
Hope you have a good weekend. Mine is manic as usual.

Today for w/e 18/05/07 weekly roi is set at 2.5% and payments have been executed into your accounts. Please check if I have not paid any one or missed any one out lol. Have a great weekend until next week's goodies.
hugz
ellie

Jemmy has paid out again..The roi for w/e24/05/07 is set at 2.5% please check your accounts and have a great week.
Also look at the special offer Jemmy has got for you. Two have already taken advantage of it and I think it's great. Please see special announcements for details. Hope you all have a great weekend.
Take care,Ellie.

This week's roi 08/06/07 stands at 2.5.%

All payments have been made..Please check if I was meant to pay you if not compounding and If compounding and I pade you remind me to compound and not pay you lol..
It has been a manic week for me.My apologies.
Wait for some great announcements this week!!
Have a great weekend,
Ellie..

Baby Jemmy paid again, though most of you have compounded..Curly gets paid again next week as there is a minimum payment of a buck from paypal otherwise charges are high..
If I have missed out anyone or paid anyone that should have compounded please let me know..
hugz
ellie

Roi for w/e 16/06/07 is 2.5%

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS

2007-04-23T04:06:00.000-07:00

HELLO MY FRIENDS,
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT I HAVE SENT YOU ALL A LITTLE SURPRISE THIS MORNING. I KNOW IT ISN'T MUCH, JUST A START UP BONUS.

Keep your eyes peeled on this section from time to time as we will be making special announcements and bonus reports here. Kindly check your accounts for your first prezzie.
Kind regards to Every one.
I have the flu at the moment so I will try to make my major update tomorrow.

Well the time has come for me to make some really exciting announcements today. I am in such a good mood I am GIVING MONEY AWAY!! Yes that's right because I firmly believe that we have to invest to accumulate. It won't ALL come from the sky. I am working hard to bring you the best there is in helping your money grow, but also helping you build a good income online.

I have bumped into two great opportunities and I would like you to take a look at them. Today I will be offering 3 bucks into your investment or if you are not a member yet, three bucks cash back if you purchase for only 7 bucks the INSIDER BLUEPRINT that helps You build your business. Also I have joined the Berry Tree, well what on earth am I going to do when the millions are rolling in lol if I am not looking after my health. So for staying healthy I am getting PAID!!! I used to run a Health food store years ago and saw how much people were buying in vitamins, minerals and Grow Bust!!
Now you can purchase your monthly health product, which is revolutionary may I add, AND GET PAID FOR IT , YES I mean get paid!!
Can you imagine, even if YOU are rubbish at recruiting and just purchase your monthly Berry Tea and forget about it, people will be placed under you by the company because your advertising is included in your membership in buying the product. I know I won't be sitting on it because number one I want people's health to improve and number two I want us all to be raking it in, one year from now. oN TOP OF THAT, Any one that joins the Berry Tree using my referral link, not only gets support in fattening their 'Tree' but also 20 bucks into their Jem Invest account, which will produce them more money.

Here are the links to take a look,
You will NOT be disappointed...

Have a good day every one, I know I will!

THE INSIDER BLUEPRINT

THE BERRY TREE

OUR MEMBERS LIST

2007-04-20T11:11:00.000-07:00

Here is our Members list.
We welcome you whole heartedly to our Investment Site and hope that we can build on a solid foundation a Home of Prosperity and Enlightenment for all.
This list will be updated as members join, invest and re invest.

TOTAL INVESTMENT TO DATE $2053.00

USER NAME / INVESTMENT

1. QIMAN $500.00
2. YANJIAREN $500.00
3. LORDWARWIZARD $100.00
4. MAURO $ 50.00
5. DIANEL $ 50.00
6. RACHELDARCY $ 40.00
7. MARIANNA $ 20.00
8. MISTYMORNTSTER $20.00
9. URHIT WORLDWIDE CHARITY FUND $20.00
10.FRIENDS OF HENAN REJUVENATION TRUST $20.00
11.KATHERINE $20.00
12.CHARMS $20.00
13.GARDEN GERTY $30.00
14.GMENS91 $20.00
15.CASHENERGY $40.00
16.STCAJO $105.00 (CAN $)
17.BLUEEYESYIP $162.00
18.SOFAKING $85.00
19.BROW $50.00
20.CURLY $50.00
21. INSPIRA $40.00
22. WOLFIE $75.00
23. MINILOVER $25.00
24. BRENDAKAYA $20.00

In Unity there is Strength so Let Jem Investments steer the Way.

2007-04-19T04:17:00.000-07:00

Jem investments is glad to bear good tidings on this auspicious day.
We are opening up our doors as a private Investment Company by invitation only to a select group of investors who would like to see their money work for them.

To this effect we are setting out here the TOS for the smooth running of this operation as we would like the growth of this project to be slow, steady and fruitful for all the parties involved.

At this present time this is a family run concern comprising of myself, well you don't need an intro lol and my Husband, who is also my first investor! As we expand we will need to to enlarge the admin and we will tackle that as we move along.

I am not yet creating a website for security reasons and until I can reside with my Husband full time. All transactions will be done privately and handled manually by myself.
I have had knowledge in the private investment world for over three years now and have come across the pitfalls and problems that come into this arena of play.
It is my job to take away this headache and high risk factor off of your shoulders whilst offering you a decent medium yield on your investment.

This website is strictly for private viewing only by investors and close associates until further notice from Jem Investments. I will greatly appreciate if you can respect the privacy of our trading as it is for our benefit against fraudsters.

Thanking you in advance for choosing Jem Investments as YOUR CHOICE for securing a better future.
We look forward in bringing you up to date on all developments and exciting issues relating to this venture.

I welcome you on board,

Ellie Yan.